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5:44pm July 29, 2014

mephtheoocderp:

skyrimscreens:

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still one of my favorite photosets ever

7:47pm July 26, 2014

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Fun fact (i think idk i read it in a book somewhere sometime so that counts)

cats sneeze when they feel embarrassed so i think maybe cats are looking at you funny cuz their thinking “The fuck did you do human, why are you embarrassed, did you crap in my litter box WHAT DID YOU DO”

7:40pm July 26, 2014

fatass-mcnotits:

obfuscatingdeity:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

mara wilson isn’t even in the general vicinity of fucking around, she is a fucking god

Mara Wilson has always been my queen, now even more so

5:34pm July 26, 2014
AWW. HELL. MOTHRFUKIN. YEAH!!!! GUESS WHO GOT ONE OF THOSE CUTE JAPANESE SWEET THINGS WITH THE POWDERS AND THE MOLDS THAT YOU GET TO MAKE SWEET GUMMY DELICIOUSNESS WITH!!!!
I’MM GONNA LIVE BLOG MAKIN THIS TOMORROW!!

AWW. HELL. MOTHRFUKIN. YEAH!!!! GUESS WHO GOT ONE OF THOSE CUTE JAPANESE SWEET THINGS WITH THE POWDERS AND THE MOLDS THAT YOU GET TO MAKE SWEET GUMMY DELICIOUSNESS WITH!!!!

I’MM GONNA LIVE BLOG MAKIN THIS TOMORROW!!

5:27pm July 25, 2014
Anonymous asked: What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 

THE BOOK IS MOSTLY MADE UP OF GRATUITOUS SEX HOW CAN THEY MAKE IT INTO A FILM ALLOWED IN CINEMAS AND STILL BE FAITHFUL TO THE BOOK WITH OUT IT BEING A PORNO I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!

5:20pm July 25, 2014

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

5:19pm July 25, 2014
embershx:

Noone understands how much pokemon added to an evolution tree late (Therefore separated from the rest of it’s line when organised) upset me. 

embershx:

Noone understands how much pokemon added to an evolution tree late (Therefore separated from the rest of it’s line when organised) upset me. 

4:41pm July 24, 2014

If I was a villain what kind of villain would I be?

12:26pm July 22, 2014
rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

I would swim around in this dressed as some horrifying ball pit shark, always lurking out of sight till the last moment

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

I would swim around in this dressed as some horrifying ball pit shark, always lurking out of sight till the last moment